If kids really knew what they were saying

I don't know why I thought this was funny because I usually find crude things just plain repulsive but Barry and I couldn't help but chuckle tonight when we were listening to the kids play.

Barry Bretton was playing with a long ribbon tonight whipping it around. After a while, he turns to Vallie and says, "Here, you hold this side of the ribbon. Let's play Tug a Whore!"

Now this simple childhood game of "tug of war" will never be the same.